On Friday I woke up and I was like "Wow I'm so sore. I feel like I ballroom danced for eight hours and fell on stupid chicken pox needles 1000 times." And I also kind of had a scratchy throat.
I went to school anyways. Because I thought swine flu was when you throw up. I don't understand how I could've been so stupid, because I knew it was a respitory thing, but it never quite clicked that your lungs have nothing to do with throwing up.
I came home that day feeling a tad bit terrible. It seemed like I was kind of running a fever and I fell asleep for about 6 hours. I remember what I thought about before I feel asleep. I was trying to remember what 11 - 4 was. My train of thought was seriously "Well 6 + 4 = 12. Wait, no. 6 + 4 = 10. 8 + 4 = 12. So what does 9 + 4 = ? What comes after 6 again? 6, 8, 9.. that's not right."
When I woke up I was like "SEVEN!" xD


A conversation I had today with my mom:

Mom: Don't touch me. I think you got H1N1.
Lena: wtf, mom. I haven't thrown up yet.
Mom: Lena, you're such a tool. Swine isn't about throwing up it's about -
*mom gets interrupted by Lena beginning to cough brains out*
Mom: It's about that.
Lena: mom ur so stoopid. I don't gotz teh swine.
*hours later, Lena decides to google swine flu symptoms just in case*

"•fever, which is usually high, but unlike seasonal flu, is sometimes absent
•cough
•runny nose or stuffy nose
•sore throat
•body aches
•headache
•chills
•fatigue or tiredness, which can be extreme "

Yeah that's cool, because I only match ALL of those symptoms >.>